Post by starcrossed on Jul 31, 2008 23:44:20 GMT -5
Click for monster madness over at Gawker.com!
Does this mean I'll be able to adopt a three-headed puppy sometime soon? I will call it Fluffy it and it will be mine.
But seriously, my best guess is that viral marketing is already beginning for Cloverfield 2.
The short story in quotes:
"Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk"
"A tipster says that there is 'a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,' but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something."
"Four government biologists contacted by Plum were unable to identify the species of the animal from its photo and came to the conclusion that 'no such creature exists'."
"There he sat, reporting live from my beloved home city of Boston, and lied to America. 'It's a dog, or a raccoon' he said with shifty eyes. Whatever government agent was off camera almost certainly had a gun leveled right at [Jeff] Corwin's head (or, you know, some hell beast agent of the Dark was pointing a talon)."
"For what it's worth, the Fox news lady doesn't believe Corwin's awful lies, because she Wants to Believe."
Theories? Discuss!
Does this mean I'll be able to adopt a three-headed puppy sometime soon? I will call it Fluffy it and it will be mine.
But seriously, my best guess is that viral marketing is already beginning for Cloverfield 2.
The short story in quotes:
"Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk"
"A tipster says that there is 'a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,' but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something."
"Four government biologists contacted by Plum were unable to identify the species of the animal from its photo and came to the conclusion that 'no such creature exists'."
"There he sat, reporting live from my beloved home city of Boston, and lied to America. 'It's a dog, or a raccoon' he said with shifty eyes. Whatever government agent was off camera almost certainly had a gun leveled right at [Jeff] Corwin's head (or, you know, some hell beast agent of the Dark was pointing a talon)."
"For what it's worth, the Fox news lady doesn't believe Corwin's awful lies, because she Wants to Believe."
Theories? Discuss!
