Post by starcrossed on May 26, 2006 7:54:47 GMT -5
Hehe, I found this on Werelist and thought I'd share, seeing as werewolves do pertain to Harry Potter..
1) What do I do if I meet a werewolf?
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Count yourself lucky; you may the only one who has seen one in
the flesh. ;D Just in case, we have a handy guide for you:
Howls to the cyberpack! Graham and I were contemplating what a potential victim of a Werewolf might do to escape being a late
night snack. Feel free to add any new ideas you might have.
Enjoy!
1) throw a stick and shout fetch.
2) HOWL! Confuse the bugger.
3) Don't be there.
4) Be kind and nice to all canines, you should be anyway.
5) Don't be a vampire.
6) Don't be human.
7) Definitely don't be a cat.
8. Throw a Frisbee.
9) Be a Wereskunk.
10) Rub the Werewolf's belly and hope for a leg response.
11) Always carry some fresh meat to distract the beast so you can
get away.
12) Give the Werewolf a very large, gravy coated, rawhide, chew
toy.
13) Point one direction and say "Look it's Elvis!" and run the
opposite way.
14) Respect their territory. ;D
15) DON'T TELL ANYONE as a) they'll think you're a nutter and/or b)
they'll dissect the poor fella...
16) Windigowak: Point in the direction of the nearest well-stocked meat locker (it's nice and cool, and there's LOTS of food ;D.
17) Remember who's the boss in the situation. (It ain't you. )
18. Ask them (if they shift to homid form) if lycanthropy is contagious, and if so, would they be so kind as to give you a little nip? ;D
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2) Top Ten Reasons Why Werewolves Make Good Pets
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10. Needs no pet license, walkies, or litter box
9. Sensitive friends unlikely to be allergic to werewolf
8. Werewolf can get outside job and pay part of rent
7. No special bedding required, unlike vampire
6. A good conversation starter at parties
5. Weapons carried by typical burglar ineffective
4. As long as you have neighbors, no need to worry about feeding
3. Easy to fool landlords who have a "no pets" policy
2. If landlord not fooled, werewolf can eat landlord
1. Never lose annual "Biggest Dog in Town" contest again
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3) Top Ten Reasons Why Werewolves Make Poor Pets
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10.) The mailman is afraid to deliver.
9.) Keeps throwing out your silver jewellery.
8.) The shower drain is ALWAYS clogging with hair.
7.) Uses a whole bottle of conditioner to "de-tangle" after a full
moon romp.
6.) Invites the pack over on Friday nights and they drink all your
beer.
5.) The 6 month freezer order of meat is always gone in 2 weeks.
4.) Hogs the T.V. to watch nature documentaries.
3.) Howls in his/her sleep.
2.) Always gets blamed when the neighbor's cat disappears.
1.) KEEPS HOGGING THE COMPUTER TO LOG IN TO Werelist!!! (Yes, I changed the last part to reflect Werelist.)
1) What do I do if I meet a werewolf?
---------------------------------------------
Count yourself lucky; you may the only one who has seen one in
the flesh. ;D Just in case, we have a handy guide for you:
Howls to the cyberpack! Graham and I were contemplating what a potential victim of a Werewolf might do to escape being a late
night snack. Feel free to add any new ideas you might have.
Enjoy!
1) throw a stick and shout fetch.
2) HOWL! Confuse the bugger.
3) Don't be there.
4) Be kind and nice to all canines, you should be anyway.
5) Don't be a vampire.
6) Don't be human.
7) Definitely don't be a cat.
8. Throw a Frisbee.
9) Be a Wereskunk.
10) Rub the Werewolf's belly and hope for a leg response.
11) Always carry some fresh meat to distract the beast so you can
get away.
12) Give the Werewolf a very large, gravy coated, rawhide, chew
toy.
13) Point one direction and say "Look it's Elvis!" and run the
opposite way.
14) Respect their territory. ;D
15) DON'T TELL ANYONE as a) they'll think you're a nutter and/or b)
they'll dissect the poor fella...
16) Windigowak: Point in the direction of the nearest well-stocked meat locker (it's nice and cool, and there's LOTS of food ;D.
17) Remember who's the boss in the situation. (It ain't you. )
18. Ask them (if they shift to homid form) if lycanthropy is contagious, and if so, would they be so kind as to give you a little nip? ;D
***************************************************
2) Top Ten Reasons Why Werewolves Make Good Pets
------------------------------------------------
10. Needs no pet license, walkies, or litter box
9. Sensitive friends unlikely to be allergic to werewolf
8. Werewolf can get outside job and pay part of rent
7. No special bedding required, unlike vampire
6. A good conversation starter at parties
5. Weapons carried by typical burglar ineffective
4. As long as you have neighbors, no need to worry about feeding
3. Easy to fool landlords who have a "no pets" policy
2. If landlord not fooled, werewolf can eat landlord
1. Never lose annual "Biggest Dog in Town" contest again
****************************************************
3) Top Ten Reasons Why Werewolves Make Poor Pets
------------------------------------------------
10.) The mailman is afraid to deliver.
9.) Keeps throwing out your silver jewellery.
8.) The shower drain is ALWAYS clogging with hair.
7.) Uses a whole bottle of conditioner to "de-tangle" after a full
moon romp.
6.) Invites the pack over on Friday nights and they drink all your
beer.
5.) The 6 month freezer order of meat is always gone in 2 weeks.
4.) Hogs the T.V. to watch nature documentaries.
3.) Howls in his/her sleep.
2.) Always gets blamed when the neighbor's cat disappears.
1.) KEEPS HOGGING THE COMPUTER TO LOG IN TO Werelist!!! (Yes, I changed the last part to reflect Werelist.)
